A Writer's Activities Whilst Road-Tripping, In Time-Released Form
DEPART: Hour 1: Hey, this is kind of nice. Getting away. Seeing new sights. Oh look, vegetation!
Hour 2: *jams to Rise Against on iPod*
Hour 3: *watches Dollhouse on iPod* Technology is SO COOL. *watches more*
Hour 4: *digs for snack in cooler* *realizes only snack is a stale bag of Bugles* *decides to wait for next restaurant*
Hour 5: *jams to Hollywood Undead on iPod*
Hour 6: *eyes Bugles*
Hour 7: *feels very sick after eating Bugles*
Hour 8: OHMIGAWD so. much. vegetation.
Hour 9: TREESTREESTREESTREES. *shudders*
Hour 10: West Virginia must have been established as a government ploy to infect the unsuspecting population with carsickness.
Hour 11: *eats more Bugles* *cranks iPod* *realizes she's jamming to Miley Cyrus* *continues jamming*
ARRIVE: Hour 12: Oh, hey. No, the drive was fine. Lots of pretty sights. And stuff. *sniffs* Is that ham? I smell ham. Want a Bugle?