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Thursday, January 7, 2010

Oh, Hi. Who are you?

*rubs eyes* *squints* *rubs eyes again*

Um...where I am? It's so cold and damp and...bright.

*digs sunglasses out of purse because a lady always has sunglasses in her purse*

There, that's better.

Oh, I'm sorry, horribly rude of me. Introductions, yes. I'm Sara. And you are? Don't be shy now. We're all friends here. *shifty eyes* I think.

Oh! It's all coming back to me now. I used to blog here, or something, right? And -- what? I used to be witty and clever? Oh, you're too kind! Surely I wasn't THAT witty. Now, now, we MUST be friends. Or you must be trying to suck up for something. I can't tell. You're not just sucking up? Okay. I'll pretend I believe you.

But back to that apparent blogging thing -- what was that about?

*scrolls through past posts*

Man, I WAS witty. Downright hysterical, if I do say so. Well, you don't have to call me pompous! I was agreeing with what you just said! I KNEW you were only sucking up. Fiend. Fine, I'll just talk to my OTHER blog followers.

*turns to other blog followers*

Hi guys. Apparently it's also, like, 2010 or something? And apparently a lot of stuff has kind of happened, like books coming out and deals getting made. Garsh. I feel positively out of the loop. Might I trouble you all to fill me in? What have I missed?

While I await your news-giving, here is proof that I have been alive, if not blogging, in the past month.


Oh, Mr. Jefferson, you Casanova, you.


Anonymous said...

Weeeeeeeeeeee, Sara's back!!!! *dances*

*in deep mysterious voice* Welcome to the future!


Elana Johnson said...

Looks like you had a great time! Welcome to the new decade. ;)

Shannon O'Donnell said...

I have a picture of my seven-year-old from last summer, sitting right there on Jefferson's lap! :-)

Welcome back!

Candice said...

I have a picture of my husband with that same statue! Too funny. Are you out of town missing the great Ohio snow storm? There's already been like four inches today. If you're not here, I envy you. I'm just glad I went grocery shopping yesterday.

Jill Wheeler said...

Digging the hair! And what does it say that I have Tums and diapers in my purse? No sunglasses, though. Am I not a lady?


Natalie Whipple said...

I missed you! I have no interesting new though, alas.

Mariah Irvin said...

She lives!!!

K. M. Walton said...

Nice to have you back, Ms. Sara.

Brigitte said...

"wait a minute, i follow someone with a background THIS pink?"
That was me a minute ago before I realized you haven't posted in forever.

Ouh, ouh! Thank you for the Smithsonian pics! I actually never heard of it before the NATM movies. (I live in the middle of nowhere. Up north. Canada, eh?)
So, now that you've shed some light on the subject
I'll actually know what it looks like!

welcome back to the new year! C:


Hayley Lovell said...

Yes! I missed you! Blogging is a smidge drab without your witty posts. :P

But it's good to know you're back!And love the second pic, the Smithsonian is sooooooo big! And pretty, I love that kind of architecture (spelling?) and your sunglasses awesome sunglasses.

Sara {Rhapsody and Chaos} said...

Welcome back!! I'm a relatively new follower and have been eagerly awaiting your return :-)

Um also... the Smithsonian? Are you in the DC area???

ChristaCarol Jones said...

Missed you, glad your back, I needed some more wittiness in my life. SO you know, it can rub off on me ;)

Anonymous said...

YAY! You're back! As you can tell, you've been missed :)

Sara Raasch said...

Thanks, everyone! It's good to be back!

Candice -- I have not, unfortunately, missed the Great Ohio Snowstorm. It nearly cost me $100 yesterday in textbook returns, which were thankfully gotten today. Grr snow. When's summer?

Jill -- Oh, you're good. Tums make a lady too. Trust me.

Brigitte -- The Smithsonian is GORGEOUS. It was freezing freezing arctic cold, but beautiful.

Sara McClung -- I was in the DC area for about a day and a half while on vacation. Are you from thereabouts? I do not envy you your traffic. Good god, so. many. traffic. jams.