Lu has something to show all of you. She's VERY excited by it, mainly because she knows just how much it will piss off Arachne.
Lu: Show it! Show it!
Why do you like pissing off Arachne so much?
Lu: Don't even pretend you don't. I have a list of scenes that would be much, much less funny if Arachne wasn't pissed off.
Lu found this video on YouTube. Behold:
Arachne: That is NO LAUGHING MATTER, Alluvial. I'd expect you of all people to know just how unfunny that is.
Arachne: It's dangerous! The threat is real! Aside from the CTD, the only thing more dangerous is--
Arachne: What was that?
Lu: If the voices in your head start telling you to hurt people--
Arachne: Dam it up, Lulu. I will stab you with my weaving needles!
Lu: Bring it, weaver-girl!
*Arachne lunges at Lu*
*window creaks again*
Arachne: Seriously...I don't feel right...
Ninja: At last. We meet.
Arachne: HOLY EROSION! Run, Lu! Run!
Lu: But...he's short. And he's wearing a-- bathrobe?
Ninja: It's a gi. Get it right.
Lu: Looks like a bathrobe to me. And slippers?
Ninja: I will kill you slowly.
Lu: Don't overexert yourself. Hate for you to rip your nighties.
Arachne: You're not making this any better, Lu. Ninjas and pirates have been enemies since--
Lu: Since the pirates interrupted the ninjas' beauty sleep?
Ninja: Ninjas don't get beauty sleep.
Lu: You gonna fight him or what?
Arachne: It'd be my pleasure. I have looked forward to the day when I could cross blades with a ninja.
Ninja: Blades? Um. I only brought throwing stars.
Ninja: Hard to sneak in through window with a sword. Um. Give me ten minutes.
*Ninja runs out the door*
Lu: One more time!
Arachne: I'll let him kill you.
Lu: He's probably taking a nap.