Unless you want yet another extended rant about the sheer idiocy that accompanies a job in retail. Which I would be more than happy to provide, but I fear if I share more disheartening retail stories I will single-handedly begin a retail revolt. I also fear that if I rant more at all I shall explode in rants too violent for Blogger -- thus I am left with one option.
Extreme bouts of happy things.
Happy thing #1:
(If you follow me on Twitter or Facebook, you've seen me post linkage to this. WATCH IT. You will love it. Promise.)
