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Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Why I'm Jealous of Sci-fi Writers


Though I guess it should be "Why I'm Jealous of Sci-fi/Futuristic Writers," but you understand.

Tonight's two-hour strand of hopefuls wailing their small-town-American hearts out (aka, American Idol. Is it just me, or is the pool of talent shrinking?) was interspersed with commercials for the nightly news. Weather, bank robberies, car accidents, custom made babies, fundraiser benefi-- wait, what? Yep. Custom made babies.

Let that sink in.

Custom. Made. Babies.

My first reaction was "Seriously? They can-- with the genes-- and the children-- all right. I guess they are serious. Weird."

But the more I thought about it, the more my reaction slipped from "weird" to an odd sense of awe and wariness. This will take some background info:

In my mind, there are three "time periods" people write, regardless of the actual genre/setting of their novel. They can write in the past (their novel has a distinctive "historical" feel, ie: people wear dresses/breeches, lack electricity, fight with bows and arrows and swords, or it actually takes place in history); they can write in the present (their novel has the "modern" edge to it, up-and-coming technology, or literal modern-day references); or they write in the future (advanced technology, post-apocalypse, etc).

I've always been a past-novel girl. For some reason, my mind is set in the ways of sword-fighting and dress-wearing, and the majority of my worlds resemble medieval Europe. Don't get me wrong; I adore my worlds. I couldn't imagine my characters traipsing through any other style of life (and when I do write novels set in modern/futuristic societies, I have one heck of a time getting the world fixed in my head). But I've always harbored a secret jealousy of those who write futuristic novels, and here is why:

Custom made babies
.

One more time:

Custom.

Made.

Babies.

I'm not sure where I stand on the whole being-able-to-pick-your-child's-eye-color debate yet, but what I do know is a wwhhhoollleee lot of futuristic/sci-fi writers were bouncing up and down on their couches tonight, temporarily forgetting about the atrocity that was some of the American Idol contestants, when they saw the snippet of tonight's news. "Custom made babies?! That was in the novel I wrote last year! Honey, hit 'record' while I call my agent!" Right before their eyes, their novels are dancing across their television sets. That story they slaved over for months, maybe years, that started as a far-fetched fantasy about what the future looks like in their head, is real. Real. They'll get to live their book.

That's why I envy sci-fi/futuristic writers. I've accepted that I'll never see a news blurb about sediment-stealing pirates (unless, of course, it's something along the lines of "Novel about sediment-stealing pirates flies off bookshelves! Story at eleven."). But sci-fi/futuristic writers have the hope that one day their stories won't be just stories. That they'll end up like that creepily accurate book Futility, without all the death. And having that hope, that one day you'll be able to see you're story walking around, is awesome. And terrifying. And awesome. And terrifying.

I'm certain only more creepy news blurbs will guide us into the future. But if we all write futuristic novels, it won't be as scary...maybe.

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8 comments:

Natalie said...

When I came across that artificial limb, I sure was excited. And this Custom baby thing makes me equally excited because the clones in Eastern American would so do that.

Wow, I'm turning out to be freakishly accurate, lol. I didn't plan to be.

And American Idol? Seriously, what's going on this year? The song choice is horrendous.

sraasch said...

lol, Point, proven. Thanks, Nat ;)

American Idol is thoroughly disappointing this year. Except for the Puerto Rican who started crying, everything's been really boring.

Natalie said...

Yeah, so BORING. Can we just hope the top 12 do something interesting, please? I almost WANT Tatiana back for the entertainment factor....that's sad.

Jill Wheeler said...

I thought you were going to try your hand at sci fi...

Kat said...

Yep, sci-fi writers have a fun genre. They get to look into the future, wonder "what if..." then create a whole amazing world based on a dream. It's a pretty sweet gig.

As for American Idol, I watched the auditions, but I'm not going to jump back in until they get to the top ten or so. Historically, not much happens during those in between episodes. :p

sraasch said...

Nat: Hmmm Tatiana...I don't think I'm quite that bored with it yet. She was just psycho.

Jill: I am trying to write a futuristic novel, but alas, my world-building takes forever when it's not my usual historical-themed what-not.

Kat: You're smart for not watching until the top ten. Nothing is happening now. And yet, I will probably watch it anyway...

Tara Maya said...

Sci fi pulp fiction is coming true all around us. A robot programmed to love, trapped a woman in a lap and hugged her repeated...

http://i.gizmodo.com/5164841/robot-programmed-to-love-traps-woman-in-lab-hugs-her-repeatedly

sraasch said...

Wow, creepy. For some reason, robots are creepier than custom made babies. I'd rather have a bunch of perfect-looking kids running around than robots who "just want a hug."