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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Contest Results!


Firstly, thanks to all who played! You made my 100th post so much fun :)

And now: the winners!

*drum roll*

Winner #1, the winner of one of the books I have reviewed, is none other than Renee! Yay, Renee! Shoot me an email letting me know which of the 9 books I have reviewed you would like to have for you very own! (There's a complete list off to the right.)

Winner #2, the winner of one of the books I have reviewed AND the super fabulous Prize Pack of Pure Awesome, had the funniest reasoning for the pictures I linked to. But firstly, what were those pictures?

A Giant Cadbury Creme Egg


Some very strange owls...
(and I just realized this could be offensive. Sorry if it does offend anyone. Not my intentions at all.)


Paul Bettany

And here are the winner's reasons:

Picture 1: Cadbury Creme Egg Truck. (OMG, I'm laughing SO hard)
Call me crazy, but I'm thinking you linked this picture because you're actually swimming/drinking in the creme of that giant egg. I can just see you now, clad in a bathing suit as pink as your blog, swirling around in all that creamy glory. There may even be hot guys with you, hot guys with olive-toned skin. And strawberries. Those eggs go great with strawberries, and then you can say you ate something healthy too.

Picture 2: Owl Retards...wow.
Well, this one's a no brainer. You're finally admitting your poor little owl Spanky has a learning disability. It's okay, he's still a great owl. So what if he flies into windows and is cross-eyed? At least he randomly attacks the vampire spying on you from the tree outside. He's not really that stupid—he knows something's up in his little owl senses. Just think of him as a savant. A natural vampire hunter.

Picture 3: That actor who I can't remember his name but he was in A Knight's Tale and DaVinci Code and a bunch of other movies.
Hmm, every movie I've seen this guy in, he has some kind of butt shot or implication of nudity. So perhaps you are promoting the nudist lifestyle? Man, Sara, I didn't realize you were that...free. I knew you lived in the country, but I never stopped to think you might be a clothing optional kind of gal. What? You're not? Oh, um...why else would you link this guy? He's not THAT cute...and he's not your "type" what with the pastiness. Oh! I got it...you like the suit, huh. You're telling the future man in your life that's the suit he should wear if he wants to get anywhere.

The hysterical winner: Natalie! Yay, Natalie! Shoot me an email letting me know which book you would like for your very own!

Thanks again, everyone! It's been an awesome 100 posts!

8 comments:

Kiersten said...

Ah, CRAP. I thought I still had today to enter.

But in all honesty, how on earth could I have competed with Natalie?

Also, I promise promise promise I will be making/shipping those cookies very, very soon. I am lame.

I'm glad you have a blog : )

sraasch said...

Oh sad, Kiersten! I'll extend the deadline next time :( I thought I'd have an issue with the time differences. I'm not even sure I'm IN eastern standard time...

I await the cookies with great anticipation :)

Natalie said...

YES! I worked so, so hard. I'm excited. A book! Prize package! My life can't get any better!

Lisa and Laura said...

We suck. I got so immersed in edits I forgot the deadline was today. Dumb.

Congrats to the winners! Enjoy the awesome prizes!

Renee Collins said...

OMG! I actually won something!!! This is unprecedented!!!

Woo Hoo!! Thanks, Sara. This is a day I will never forget. :D I'll definitely email you soon!

slhastings said...

Haha! Natalie's answers were too funny. I want another trailer contest!!!!

Congrats, Renee!

sraasch said...

Sam -- I was going to wait until May to do another trailer contest. My computer's hard drive is very upset with me for uploading all those movies, so I thought I'd give it a break for a month. Maybe it'll magically grow?

slhastings said...

I guess we can wait 'till May.

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