Ouch.
If you're looking for a fabulous time-waster, go
here. Lulu.com's Titlescorer takes some info about your title, plugs it into their fancy little, well, titlescorer, and tells you what the chance is of your title becoming a bestseller. The results are based on 50 years of study, 700 published novels, blah blah blah. It's slightly discouraging, but super fun all the same.
My results:
According to Lulu.com's
Titlescorer,
Stream Pirate only has a 39.5% chance of becoming a bestseller.
Blind has a 63.7% chance,
White Like Ashes a 69% chance. That makes
Stream Pirate my lowest ranked title. Sad. I rather liked it.
PS:
Random chuckle for the day.
How did you know I was looking to waste some time! Brilliance, I tell you.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Lulu is totally inaccurate. It said RELAX, I'M A NINJA only had a 20% chance of being a bestselling title.
ReplyDeleteLet's face it, we all know my title ROCKS.
The End of Normal scored a 44.9% not too bad and not too good either.
ReplyDeleteHow fun!
ReplyDeleteMiss Midas got 60%
Searcher 49%
Not bad. Though . . .*hangs head in shame* I confess to being a bit unsure of which exact grammatical words to describe my titles.
Gotta read me some more Strunk and White, I guess.
btw, how tall are you? (noticed your new stuff on the sidebar.)
ReplyDeleteI'm 5'10. With shrimps like Kiersten and Natalie running around here we tall girls have got to stick together. ;)
Renee -- Don't worry; I'm not sure I did the grammar part right either...and you've got one inch on me :) My sister, though, is 5'11. Yeah. My YOUNGER sister. We grow 'em tall in this neck o' the woods. I kind of envy Kiersten and Natalie though. They can wear heels without feeling like the Jolly Green Giant.
ReplyDeletelol, very true. I've always claimed to HATE heels, but I think that half of the reason is because I don't have the guts to wear them and be 6'3. :)
ReplyDeleteThe title Twilight has a 35.9% chance of being a bestselling title...
ReplyDeleteLulu Sucks Lemons-- a play on words from the line of Yoga products, er, Lulu Lemon, (The title Lulu Sucks Lemons has a 10.2% chance of being a bestselling title).
Am I procrastinating, or what???